The Old Woman Shit the Corner

Sarah Cleveland sang this, for some reason.  
I learned it from Sarah Grey.

The the old woman went to the river to wash
And the old man went to the barn to thrash
And the old man found the old woman's nest
Where the old woman shit in the corner

Then the old man up with a rusty old sword
And the old woman up with an old frozen turd
And they fought for four hours without saying a word
But she beat him and shit in the corner

Then in came the daughter to settle the matter
She puked in the pot and pissed the platter
And in the crockery ware she made her water
So her mother could shit in the corner